So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
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petition to stop the use of the word schlong
what is schlong with it
why cant we all just get aschlong
as schlong as we use it in moderation i think we will be okay
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when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
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I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
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I hope that one day I can have a relationship with someone the way Jim and Pam have. They always gave me hope that true love really does exist.
The Office (via sunshine-and-starlight)
“It’s better than a fairytale, It’s like a long book that you never want to end, because you never want to leave it.”
“Like Harry Potter?”
once i put my mum’s bras on a ceiling fan because i thought it’d be a funny prank but then some people came over to look at the house and i didn’t have time to take the bras down so when my mum turned the fan on bras flew all around our kitchen and landed on the people and like no one wanted to say anything so we acted like bras weren’t strewn across all of us
Can I have a kid like you
i’m an adult
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The next 24 hours bring the series finale of The Office and the finale of my high school career. My goodness, there are a lot of emotions on the line right now. The Office has been a part of my life for a long time, and it has brought me so much joy during some of the most difficult times. I have…
I feel you, they feel like best friends I’ve known for years that I am never going to see again. :’( I hope you have a great last day of school, it seems so fitting that your last day is after the last episode of The Office. It seems to represent that you’re going to have a bittersweet, but an absolutely beautiful, perfect send off. xx
